Last Friday Night

[Loud The Insane]

The original song was Last Friday Night by Katy Perry

Warning: Underage drinking and sex implied on the parody song

Seidou first string decided to throw a party for no apparent reason, Sawamura was enjoying the party with his senpais, Friends and teammates. Though things got out of… control… These is the result, oh my… who in the world let the first years drink alcohol? Better yet, who in the world thought it was a good idea to bring alcohol?

Sawamura:
Why’s Miyuki in my bed?
There’s a pounding in my head
Clothes all over the floor
Pink flamingos in the shed
I smell like a minibar
Mochi’s passed out in the front
Baseball balls are gone
This a hickie or a bruise

Pictures of last night
Ended up online
We’re screwed
Oh well
It’s a blacked out blur
But I’m Pretty Sure It ruled
Damn
Last Friday night
Yeah, we danced in the field
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot
Furuya:
Last Friday night
Yeah, we played silly games
And got carried away
Yet we never stopped
Haruichi:
Last Friday night
We make out in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a sexy threesome

Sawamura:
Last Friday night
Yeah I think we broke the rules
Always say we're gonna stop
Op-oh-oh

Sawamura, Furuya and Haruichi:
This Friday night
What happened?
This Friday night
What happened?

Haruichi:
Trying to connect the dots
Don’t know what to tell the coach
Think my aniki kill someone
Broken bats are on the ground
Ripped my favorite brand jeans
Warrant’s out for someone arrest
Think I need a pill and water
That was such an epic fail

Pictures of last night
Ended up online
We’re screwed
Oh well
It's a blacked out blur
But I'm pretty sure it ruled
Damn

Sawamura:
Last Friday night
Yeah, we danced in the field
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot

Furuya:
Last Friday night
Yeah, we played silly games
And got carried away
Yet we never stopped

Haruichi:
Last Friday night
We make out in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a sexy threesome

Sawamura:
Last Friday night
Yeah I think we broke the rules
Always say we're gonna stop
Op-oh-oh

Sawamura, Furuya and Haruichi:
This Friday night
What happened?
(What happened?)
This Friday night
What happened?
(what happened?)
This Friday night

Seido first string in the background:

T.G.I.F (x 6)

While Seidou sings in the background:

Sawamura: OMG WHY IS MIYUKI IN MY BED!?

Haruichi: Eijun-kun… kill me…

Saawamura: WOAH, HARUCCHI ARE YOU OK!?

Haruichi: Eijun-kun… why me?

Furuya and Kuramochi: come back to bed!! *in a sleepy tone*

Sawamura: …

Haruichi: …

Ryosuke: Haruichi, I’ll have to speak with you later

Sawamura:
Last Friday night
Yeah, we danced in the field
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot

Furuya:
Last Friday Night
Yeah, we played silly games
And got carried away
Yet we never stopped

Haruichi:
Last Friday night
We make out in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a sexy threesome

Sawamura:
Last Friday night
Yeah I think we broke the rules
Always say we're gonna stop
Op-oh-oh

Sawamura, Furuya and Haruichi:
This Friday night
What happened!?

Sawamura: WHYYYYYYYY!?
Miyuki: shut up bakamura, you won’t let me sleep… wait… BAKAMURA!?
Sawamura: *distress yelling*

Haruichi: ANIKI!!! *sobbing uncontrollably*
Ryosuke: it’s ok… it was the alcohol… and whoever brought the alcohol is dead
Furuya: *was killed by Ryosuke*
Kuramochi: *was also killed by Ryosuke*

Jun: *the one who brought the alcohol* *shivers went down his spine* why do I have a feeling that I’ll die today

BONUS:
Coach: I leave all of you… for three days… three days and this *pointing to the online pictures of them being wasted* is what you guys did?
Seidou first string: …
Coach: run 100 laps… no 300 laps… now

And so… the Seidou first string members of decided to never throw a party again, that day, Isashiki Jun died by the hands of Ryosuke. Jun learned to never bring alcohol ever again.